WORD	DEFINITION	SOURCE
abi	(ah-bee) exchanges of jargon incomprehensible to outsiders	SSN
adwarti	n. worn stone steps	SS1
aie	a cat on a Scrabble board	SSFW
agonba	the vehicle went over the edge	G?, ?
amjo	n. a mail order catalog with no products	SS1
arrdue	(arr.doo.ee) n. a scantily clad young lady (capable of making a witnessing male rub his tongue raw on the carpet)	SS1
auaoaia	an excess of vowels in a game of Scrabble	SS?
beeve	n. a stiff fuzzy surface that feels good under the fingernails	SSN
bhin	knowing you are wrong but brazening it out as the truth	SS1
blark	embarrassed beyond speech	?
blegsqua	v. to hassle endlessly over the check	ind
blegsquester	v. to hassle endlessly over where to go	G, ind
blegsquink	?	?
blidurn	v. to change out space-suit glove bladders	G
borfalkar	Interj. I am afraid that that is not going to smell very good	mcl, email
cephalectomy	total brain removal	G
chod	n. any regurgitated piece of food that tastes good enough to chew it up and eat it	SSFW
cilenu	n. what you clean out of an electric razor	?
daifingua	n. the love of silly words	?
daifinguate	v. to love silly words	?
daifinguator	n. a lover of silly words	?
dlangy	the infinitely stretchy cheese-strings that reach from mouth to pizza	G ’Äì one of the Pizza Inn trips
drelg	1) n. the dirt that gathers in the untravelled parts of intersections 2) n. a person of low intelligence, some-times comparable with definition 1	G, Wiley commission
drenel	n. the substance that collects in the tines of a comb	?
drenje	(dren-gee) n. an unrecognizable wad that a child will not permit you to throw out because it is its favorite toy	SSN
dwirby	n. undissolved powdered drink (milk, etc) residue	?
dzewn	n. the state of denim just prior to failure	?
Ecti	n. the cult of Jack Lord	SS1
eegli	n. one-way plastic price tag holder on a garment	SSFW
erfz	forgetting to loosen your toe strap and falling over	SSN
fadipaw	n. motel room in the shape of a teepee	SSN
febbets	n. pl. any item(s) hanging from a rear-view mirror	?
fegorote	n. an unintelligible public announcement	SSFW
fimque	n. anything on a bicycle not strictly necessary for function	SSFW
fizana	attempted suicide by chocolate	SS1
flarda	n. tire remnants	G, ind
fleedle	n. any unnecessary projection from an otherwise planar roof (e.g. a six-inch higher dormer; three differently-shaped peaked-roofoids over three similarly shaped windows (when nothing but flat roof was required); single-window gable dormers that don't even open into the attic-space	G, ind
fleedy	n. the condition of a theater floor (sticky)	?
fleedo	to have something adhere to your shoe (not the adhesive, but what it holds there) such as toilet paper	?
flernick	An organized system of undocumented cannibalization (as for parts)	?
fqee	n. any car part (other than tires) that disassociates from the car	SS1
fres	n. the substance that gathers in record grooves and makes hissing noises	?
fyspu	n. puree of lamprey	G, ?
garkwazzles	n. pl. Things your loved ones leave lying around on the ground just for you to trip over.	MCL, ind
garlampotwibbe	four-wheel drive not permitted here	G, ind
getsoo	n. fake Japanese decorations	?
geuunigi	an incontinence giggle fit	SS1
gi	mindless utterance	SSFW
gnab	n. proffered left-over that is less than appetizing	G
golenate	v. To Golenate is to aquire a Volkswagen my means of purchase or trade to be used as primary transortation and to keep said vw alive and happy for as long as humanly possible.	Dean.wbst129@XEROX.COMm vintagvw, 6/22/94
Glarpu	(-poo) n. Swamp Thing comic book	?
gozmesky	v. the act of impersonating a resident of San Marino	?
gredlin	v. to remove something from bonded storage without the necessary paperwork	G
gront	the noise made by a sticking car door	SSFW
gruldy	n. white heat-sink compound	?
grunk	n. accumulated dead skin (as in a cast)	?
gubdubber	n. wrongfully spouted nonsense	mcl?
gvero	n. space between the headlights where a grill used to be	?
Harguhla (HAR-guh-lah),	n. muttered oral "fine print" that precedes all new car commercials on radio -- as opposed to the screamingly loud commercials themselves. (Derivation: say it softly a few times in succession.)	mcl,6.2.94
inalam	to get off a seat quickly after farting to make foam absorb gas	SS1
itevik	(eye-tev-ik) a chunk missing from a bowling ball	SSFW
larpni	to find that a doorknob is too friction-free to turn due to lubrication or lack of grip (too much crud being carried)	MCL
keegos	n. curved skid marks	?
kexid	falling out of a chair due to lack of attention	SS1
kleptoids	n. pl. creatures that take objects and hide them when no one is looking (Where's my ... ? It was here a minute ago ... ), thought by some to be invisible.	G
kyiro	n. an unused envelope with the flap glued shut	SSN
lirpy-pogs	n. pl. 1) nasty little dogs that you want to punt over the nearest 7-11; 2) dogs	G
lonteg	inability to open bubble-pack packages	SSFW
luhail	calling down a well, not knowing if you expect an answer	SSN
luzgano	African disease characterized by an intense fear of jeeps	SSN
Maqnesa	n. the promised land for worshippers of Elliott Ness	SSN
mnornign	(nor-neyen) n. the momentary inability upon waking to recall what day it is	wasg ’Äì email 4.15.98
myrga	the state of the kitchen after vigorous deep-fat frying	SSN
narple	the wait-staff has destroyed the nirple of the iced-tea	G ?
naure	n. matter expelled while farting	SSFW
neej	the color of ancient underwear	SSFW
neetlers	n. soiled Q-Tips	?
Nemigu	n. Bennigan’Äôs restaurant	G ’Äì FW trip
nenee	n. ancient Sumerian battlecry	?
nhiline	n. someone who is wearing a t-shirt that is too small	?
nirb	n. the ground-up crud in the bottom of cereal boxes	?
nirple	iced-tea that is perfect (sweetened and/or flavored)	G ?
nirploos	n. pl. cut-off electrical/~onic component leads
nosose	n. an enzyme found only in snot	SSN
nuibe	n. high pitched noise heard by audience in a theater such as screams or pagers or watches	SS1
nujpwi	n. the smell of soiled underwear	?
nulenia	n. a med student's first imaginary disease	SSN
ofuct	?don’Äôt know where this went?	SS1
oqbia	n. South Yemeni nationalism	?
paipai	(pay-pay) Tibetan practice of communal nose picking	SSFW
palactite	n. a piece of dead flesh hanging from hard palate behind front teeth (usually incurred from hot pizza)	G
Palagtite	n. burnt raised taste buds (usually incurred from drinking hot liquids)	G
peia	n. moldy used tea bag	SSFW
pitli	being on hold for more than five minutes	?
plid	n. the cream removed from an Oreo cookie	G
plidma	n. disgusting molten cream removed from an Oreo cookie	?
pllit	leaving the wipers running	SS1
ri	frog song	SS1
rocdee	any advertising set only in Souvenir	SSN
rolk	v. failure of vending machine to deliver product	SS1
rolkio	v. what you do after rolk	SS1
rolklore	n. stories about vending machines which failed to deliver products?	DRG,5.31.94
rubid	a psychological term for an obsession with cubes	SSFW
scblappa	separation of shoe into its component parts	?
serond	n. fingertip shaped impression in edge of chipped china plate	SSN
sl	(slee) v. turn in midpounce and flee	SSFW
sliadar	v. drooling on a valuable comic book	?
smarvik	n. thick coating of road dirt on painted surface of a car, especially wheel-well high or lower	?
smeb	n. a reassembled Oreo cookie (less cream filling)	?
sneeb	n. the act of waiting for a bathroom to become empty, which is itself already empty.	mcl,email, 12/2/92
sneed	n. bodies of insects in a light fixture	SS1
soowoodoo	desperate desire for ice cream	SS1
sphee	n. mental short-circuit resulting in wrong-word usage	SSN
splartzflooey	n. this is not a disc drive	G, ind
tacton	n. basic unit of politics	SSFW
tasnie	n. urine that is the wrong color	SS1
tedoo	n. stuffed animal droppings	SSFW
tetagmy	n. a casserole that contains hot dogs or hot dog parts	?
therv	n. the fuzz that grows on dead fish	?
thiln	n. music made on blades of grass or half full beer bottles	SSN
thlarnt	n. an outbuilding of dubious utility	G, ind
thoxett	n. a small piece of road that doesn't go anywhere	SSN
toonia	n. the land between stations on the radio dial	?
trert	having legs that are too short for commercially available bluejeans	?
trinir	(tre-neer) an intense allergic reaction to all consumer goods	SSN
trovi	the tendency of horizontal surfaces to collect junk	SS1
tsu	English dialect found only in Japanese product manuals	SSFW
uda	n. an empty ice cream container found in the freezer	SSFW
udodi	n. dead bug remnants on a windshield	?
umnoa	n. volcanic ash fallout	?
uvooa	n. the downtown public library	?
varghi	ALL the necessary items for a road trip	SS1
viluth	to purposefully fold down the corner of a page	SSFW
vlippies	n. soft tortillas	G
vomwa	n. nasty bus fumes	SSFW
vostoo	multiple simultaneous embarassing personal noises	SSN
vrilt	n. old fish-food only the goldfish will eat	SSN
vuft	n. the sticky dust that gathers under a car seat	?
wadli	n. fake designs pressed into plastic or vinyl that are designed to look like fabric or stitching.	mcl,email, 12/2/92
wadoon	n. any unrecognizable mass in the ashtray of your car	SSFW
wasling	suspecting you have a flat or soft tire when you don't	SSFW
wogu	n. curb feelers on the left side of the car (except in England)	SSN
xarru	to speak the obvious, clichˆ©d or memorized next line of dialogue in a movie or TV show before the character does	?
xedem	enjoying the taste of a belch	SS1
yarbwi	what is yelled when a startled cat jumps out of your lap	SSFW
yarcu	n. whale saliva	?
yipaa	n. extreme insult which is true	SS1
yizar	n. a professional urine drinker	SSFW
yozlaki	interj. That is not a parking place	MCL, email 5/14/03
ysys	irrational fear of houseplants	SS1
yudge	n. crumbled and sticky age-degraded urethane (foam) residue	G/3/94
zaackaus	n. used muppet skin	SSN
zeegoor	t-shirt of a rock group which you are now too embarassed to wear in public	SS1
zonsolabbiker	the improper use/form of a contraction	?

Codes: SS1 Silly Scrabble Game 1

SS2 Silly Scrabble Game 2

SSN Silly Scrabble Game N

SSFW Silly Scrabble Game Fort Worth