borfalkar

Interj. I am afraid that that is not going to smell very good

mcl, email

chod

any regurgitated piece of food that tastes good enough to chew it up and eat it

SSFW

drelg

1) the dirt that gathers in the untravelled parts of intersections 2) a person of low intelligence, some- times comparable with definition 1

G, Wiley commission

drenje

(dren-gee) an unrecognizable wad that a child will not permit you to throw out because it is its favorite toy

SSN

Ecti

the cult of Jack Lord

SS1

eegli

one-way plastic price tag holder on a garment

SSFW

erfz

forgetting to loosen your toe strap and falling over

SSN

fadipaw

motel room in the shape of a teepee

SSN

fegorote

an unintelligible public announcement

SSFW

fimque

anything on a bicycle not strictly necessary for function

SSFW

fizana

attempted suicide by chocolate

SS1

fleedle

n. any unnecessary projection from an otherwise planar roof (e.g. a six-inch higher dormer; three differently-shaped peaked-roofoids over three similarly shaped windows (when nothing but flat roof was required); single-window gable dormers that don't even open into the attic-space

G, ind

Garkwazzles

n. pl. Things your loved ones leave lying around on the ground just for you to trip over.

MCL, ind

garlampotwibbe

four-wheel drive not permitted here

G, ind

geuunigi

an incontinence giggle fit

SS1

Golenate

v. To Golenate is to aquire a Volkswagen my means of purchase or trade to be used as primary transortation and to keep said vw alive and happy for as long as humanly possible.

Dean, from the vintagvw list, 6/22/94

goxogex

no one knows

Marcella Mendoza

Hardugles

(hahr-DYU-guls) - N. - People who, when they are confused, suddenly stop their cars in dangerous places

mcl, 8/17/93

Harguhla (HAR-guh-lah),

n. Muttered oral "fine print" that precedes all new car commercials on radio -- as opposed to the screamingly loud commercials themselves. (Derivation: say it softly a few times in succession.)

mcl, 6/2/94

inalam

to get off a seat quickly after farting to make foam absorb gas

SS1

itevik

(eye-tev-ik) a chunk missing from a bowling ball

SSFW

kexid

falling out of a chair due to lack of attention

SS1

the creatures that hide the thing that you just put down; rumored to be invisible

G

kyiro

an unused envelope with the flap glued shut

SSN

Lazdo

(LAAZ-doh) - N. - The Cult Of The Perfect Segue, currently dormant in the broadcast industry

mcl, 8/17/93

lonteg

inability to open bubble-pack packages

SSFW

luhail

calling down a well, not knowing if you expect an answer

SSN

luzgano

African disease characterized by an intense fear of jeeps

SSN

Maqnesa

the promised land for worshippers of Elliott Ness

SSN

myrga

the state of the kitchen after vigorous deep-fat frying

SSN

naure

matter expelled while farting

SSFW

narple

the wait-staff has destroyed the nirple of the iced-tea

G ?

Nemigu

the other name for Bennigan's™

G

nosose

an enzyme found only in snot

SSN

nuibe

high pitched noise heard by audience in a theater such as screams or pagers or watches

SS1

nulenia

a med student's first imaginary disease

SSN

ofuct

?don’t know where this went?

SS1

paipai

(pay-pay) tibetan practice of communal nose picking

SSFW

peia

moldy used tea bag

SSFW

plid

an Oreo™ cookie with the cream removed

plidma

melted removed Oreo™ cookie cream

pllit

leaving the wipers running

SS1

ri

frog song

SS1

rocdee

any advertising set only in Souvenir

SSN

rolk

failure of vending machine to deliver product

SS1

rolkio

what you do after rolk

SS1

rolklore

n. stories about vending machines which failed to deliver products?

drg, 5/31/94

rubid

a psychological term for an obsession with cubes

SSFW

serond

fingertip shaped impression in edge of chipped china plate

SSN

sl

(slee) turn in midpounce and flee

SSFW

sneeb

n. The act of waiting for a bathroom to become empty, which is itself already empty.

mcl, email, 12/2/92

sneed

bodies of insects in light fixture

SS1

soowoodoo

desparate desire for ice cream

SS1

sphee

mental short-circuit resulting in wrong-word usage

SSN

splartzflooey

this is not a disc drive

G, ind

tacton

basic unit of politics

SSFW

tasnie

urine that is the wrong color

SS1

tedoo

stuffed animal droppings

SSFW

therv

the fuzz that grows on dead fish

?

thiln

music made on blades of grass or half full beer bottles

SSN

thlarnt

an outbuilding of dubious utility

G, ind

thoxett

a small piece of road that doesn't go anywhere

SSN

trinir

(tre-neer) an intense allergic reaction to all consumer goods

SSN

trovi

the tendency of horizontal surfaces to collect junk

SS1

tsu

English dialect found only in Japanese product manuals

SSFW

uda

an empty ice cream container found in the freezer

SSFW

varghi

ALL the necessary items for a road trip

SS1

viluth

to purposefully fold down the corner of a page

SSFW

vomwa

nasty bus fumes

SSFW

vostoo

multiple simultaneous embarassing personal noises

SSN

vrilt

old fish-food only the goldfish will eat

SSN

wadli

n. Fake designs pressed into plastic or vinyl that are designed to look like fabric or stitching.

mcl, email, 12/2/92

wadoon

any unrecognizable mass in the ashtray of your car

SSFW

wasling

suspecting you have a flat or soft tire when you don't

SSFW

wogu

curb feelers on the left side of the car (except in England)

SSN

xarru

to speak the obvious or cliche'd next line of dialogue in a movie or TV show before the character does

?

xedem

enjoying the taste of a belch

SS1

yarbwi

what is yelled when a startled cat jumps out of your lap

SSFW

yipaa

extreme insult which is true

SS1

yizar

a professional urine drinker

SSFW

zaackaus

used muppet skin

SSN

zeegoor

t-shirt of a rock group which you are now too embarassed to wear in public

SS1