WORD

DEFINITION

SOURCE

abi

(ah-bee)  exchanges of jargon incomprehensible to outsiders

SSN

 

 

adwarti

n.  worn stone steps

 

SS1

aie

a cat on a Scrabble board

SSFW

 

agonba

the vehicle went over the edge

 

G?, ?

amjo

n.  a mail order catalog with no products

 

SS1

 

arrdue

(arr.doo.ee) n. a scantily clad young lady (capable of making a witnessing male rub his tongue raw on the carpet)

 

SS1

auaoaia

an excess of vowels in a game of Scrabble

 

SS?

beeve

n.  a stiff fuzzy surface that feels good under the fingernails

SSN

 

 

bhin

knowing you are wrong but brazening it out as the truth

 

SS1

blark

embarrassed beyond speech

 

?

blegsqua

v.  to hassle endlessly over the check

 

ind

 

blegsquester

v.  to hassle endlessly over where to go

 

G, ind

blegsquink

?

 

?

blidurn

v.  to change out space-suit glove  bladders

 

G

borfalkar

Interj.  I am afraid that that is not going to smell very good

 

mcl, email

cephalectomy

total brain removal

 

G

chod

n.  any regurgitated piece of food that tastes good enough to chew it up and eat it

 

SSFW

cilenu

n.  what you clean out of an electric razor

 

?

daifingua

n.  the love of silly words

 

?

daifinguate

v.  to love silly words

 

?

daifinguator

n.  a lover of silly words

 

?

dlangy

the infinitely stretchy cheese-strings that reach from mouth to pizza

 

G one of the Pizza Inn trips

drelg

1) n.  the dirt that gathers in the untravelled parts of intersections

2) n.  a person of low intelligence, some-times comparable with definition 1

 

G, Wiley commission

drenel

n.  the substance that collects in the tines of a comb

 

?

drenje

(dren-gee) n.  an unrecognizable wad that a child will not permit you to throw out because it is its favorite toy

 

SSN

dwirby

n.  undissolved powdered drink (milk, etc) residue

 

?

dzewn

n.  the state of denim just prior to failure

 

?

Ecti

n.  the cult of Jack Lord

 

SS1

eegli

n.  one-way plastic price tag holder on a garment

 

SSFW

erfz

forgetting to loosen your toe strap and falling over

 

SSN

fadipaw

n.  motel room in the shape of a teepee

 

SSN

 

febbets

n.  pl. any item(s) hanging from a rear-view mirror

 

?

fegorote

n.  an unintelligible public announcement

 

SSFW

 

fimque

n.  anything on a bicycle not strictly necessary for function

 

SSFW

fizana

attempted suicide by chocolate

SS1

 

flarda

n.  tire remnants

 

G, ind

fleedle

 

n.  any unnecessary projection from an otherwise planar roof (e.g. a six-inch higher dormer; three differently-shaped peaked-roofoids over three similarly shaped windows (when nothing but flat roof was required); single-window gable dormers that don't even open into the attic-space

 

G, ind

fleedy

n.  the condition of a theater floor (sticky)

 

?

fleedo

to have something adhere to your shoe (not the adhesive, but what it holds there) such as toilet paper

 

?

flernick

An organized system of undocumented cannibalization (as for parts)

 

?

fqee

n.  any car part (other than tires) that disassociates from the car

 

SS1

fres

n.  the substance that gathers in record grooves and makes hissing noises

 

?

fyspu

n.  puree of lamprey

 

G, ?

garkwazzles

 

n. pl.  Things your loved ones leave lying around on the ground just for you to trip over.

 

MCL, ind

garlampotwibbe

four-wheel drive not permitted here

 

G, ind

 

getsoo

n.  fake Japanese decorations

 

?

geuunigi

an incontinence giggle fit

SS1

 

gi

mindless utterance

 

SSFW

gnab

n.  proffered left-over that is less than appetizing

G

golenate

v.  To Golenate is to aquire a Volkswagen my means of purchase or trade to be used as primary transortation and to

keep said vw alive and happy for as long as humanly possible.

 

Dean.wbst129@XEROX.COMm vintagvw, 6/22/94

Glarpu

(-poo) n.  Swamp Thing comic book

 

?

gozmesky

v.  the act of impersonating a resident of San Marino

 

?

gredlin

v.  to remove something from bonded storage without the necessary paperwork

 

G

gront

the noise made by a sticking car door

 

SSFW

gruldy

n.  white heat-sink compound

 

?

grunk

n.  accumulated dead skin (as in a cast)

 

?

gubdubber

n.  wrongfully spouted nonsense

 

mcl?

gvero

n.  space between the headlights where a grill used to be

 

?

Harguhla (HAR-guh-lah),

 

n.  muttered oral "fine print" that precedes all new car commercials on radio -- as opposed to the screamingly loud commercials  themselves.  (Derivation: say it softly a few times in succession.)

 

mcl,6.2.94

inalam

to get off a seat quickly after farting to make foam absorb gas

 

SS1

itevik

(eye-tev-ik) a chunk missing from a bowling ball

 

SSFW

larpni

to find that a doorknob is too friction-free to turn due to lubrication or lack of grip (too much crud being carried)

 

MCL

keegos

n.  curved skid marks

 

?

kexid

falling out of a chair due to lack of attention

 

SS1

kleptoids

n.  pl. creatures that take objects and hide them when no one is looking (Where's my ... ?  It was here a minute ago ... ),  thought by some to be invisible.

 

G

kyiro

n.  an unused envelope with the flap glued shut

 

SSN

lirpy-pogs

n. pl.  1) nasty little dogs that you want to punt over the nearest 7-11;  2) dogs

 

G

lonteg

inability to open bubble-pack packages

 

SSFW

 

luhail

calling down a well, not knowing if you expect an answer

 

SSN

luzgano

African disease characterized by an intense fear of jeeps

 

SSN

Maqnesa

n.  the promised land for worshippers of Elliott Ness

 

SSN

mnornign

(nor-neyen) n.  the momentary inability upon waking to recall what day it is

 

wasg email 4.15.98

myrga

the state of the kitchen after vigorous deep-fat frying

 

SSN

narple

the wait-staff has destroyed the nirple of the iced-tea

 

G ?

naure

n.  matter expelled while farting

 

SSFW

 

neej

the color of ancient underwear

 

SSFW

neetlers

n.  soiled Q-Tips

 

?

Nemigu

n.  Bennigans restaurant

 

G FW trip

nenee

n.  ancient Sumerian battlecry

 

?

nhiline

n.  someone who is wearing a t-shirt that is too small

 

?

nirb

n.  the ground-up crud in the bottom of cereal boxes

 

?

nirple

iced-tea that is perfect (sweetened and/or flavored)

 

G ?

nirploos

n. pl.  cut-off electrical/~onic component leads

 

 

nosose

n.  an enzyme found only in snot

SSN

 

nuibe

n.  high pitched noise heard by audience in a theater such as screams or pagers or watches

 

SS1

nujpwi

n.  the smell of soiled underwear

 

?

nulenia

n.  a med student's first imaginary disease

 

SSN

 

ofuct

?dont know where this went?

SS1

 

oqbia

n.  South Yemeni nationalism

 

?

paipai

(pay-pay)  Tibetan practice of communal nose picking

 

SSFW

palactite

n.  a piece of dead flesh hanging from hard palate behind front teeth (usually incurred from hot pizza)

 

G

Palagtite

n.  burnt raised taste buds (usually incurred from drinking hot liquids)

 

G

peia

n.  moldy used tea bag

SSFW

 

pitli

being on hold for more than five minutes

 

?

plid

n.  the cream removed from an Oreo cookie

 

G

plidma

n.  disgusting molten cream removed from an Oreo cookie

 

?

pllit

leaving the wipers running

SS1

 

ri

frog song

SS1

 

rocdee

any advertising set only in Souvenir

 

SSN

 

rolk

v.  failure of vending machine to deliver product

 

SS1

rolkio

v.  what you do after rolk

 

SS1

rolklore

n.  stories about vending machines which failed to deliver products?

 

DRG,5.31.94

rubid

a psychological term for an obsession with cubes

 

SSFW

scblappa

separation of shoe into its component parts

 

?

serond

n.  fingertip shaped impression in edge of chipped china plate

 

SSN

sl

(slee)  v.  turn in midpounce and flee

 

SSFW

sliadar

v.  drooling on a valuable comic book

 

?

smarvik

n.  thick coating of road dirt on painted surface of a car, especially wheel-well high or lower

 

?

smeb

n.  a reassembled Oreo cookie (less cream filling)

 

?

sneeb

n.  the act of waiting for a bathroom to become empty, which is itself already empty.

 

mcl,email, 12/2/92

sneed

n.  bodies of insects in a light fixture

 

SS1

 

soowoodoo

desperate desire for ice cream

SS1

 

sphee

n.  mental short-circuit resulting in wrong-word usage

 

SSN

splartzflooey

n.  this is not a disc drive

G, ind

 

tacton

n.  basic unit of politics

SSFW

 

tasnie

n.  urine that is the wrong color

SS1

 

tedoo

n.  stuffed animal droppings

SSFW

 

tetagmy

n.  a casserole that contains hot dogs or hot dog parts

 

?

therv

n.  the fuzz that grows on dead fish

 

?

 

thiln

n.  music made on blades of grass or half full beer bottles

 

SSN

thlarnt

n.  an outbuilding of dubious utility

 

G, ind

 

thoxett

n.  a small piece of road that doesn't go anywhere

 

SSN

toonia

n.  the land between stations on the radio dial

 

?

trert

having legs that are too short for commercially available bluejeans

 

?

trinir

(tre-neer)  an intense allergic reaction to all consumer goods

 

SSN

trovi

the tendency of horizontal surfaces to collect junk

 

SS1

tsu

English dialect found only in Japanese product manuals

 

SSFW

uda

n.  an empty ice cream container found in the freezer

 

SSFW

udodi

n.  dead bug remnants on a windshield

 

?

umnoa

n.  volcanic ash fallout

 

?

uvooa

n.  the downtown public library

 

?

varghi

ALL the necessary items for a road trip

 

SS1

 

viluth

to purposefully fold down the corner of a page

 

SSFW

vlippies

n.  soft tortillas

 

G

vomwa

n.  nasty bus fumes

SSFW

 

vostoo

multiple simultaneous embarassing personal noises

 

SSN

vrilt

n.  old fish-food only the goldfish will eat

 

SSN

 

vuft

n.  the sticky dust that gathers under a car seat

 

?

wadli

n.  fake designs pressed into plastic or vinyl that are designed to look like fabric or stitching.

 

mcl,email, 12/2/92

wadoon

n.  any unrecognizable mass in the ashtray of your car

 

SSFW

wasling

suspecting you have a flat or soft tire when you don't

 

SSFW

wogu

n.  curb feelers on the left side of the car (except in England)

 

SSN

xarru

to speak the obvious, clichd or memorized next line of dialogue in a movie or TV show before the character does

 

?

xedem

enjoying the taste of a belch

SS1

 

yarbwi

what is yelled when a startled cat jumps out of your lap

 

SSFW

yarcu

n.  whale saliva

 

?

yipaa

n.  extreme insult which is true

SS1

 

yizar

n.  a professional urine drinker

SSFW

 

yozlaki

interj.  That is not a parking place

MCL, email 5/14/03

ysys

irrational fear of houseplants

 

SS1

yudge

 

n.  crumbled and sticky age-degraded urethane (foam) residue

 

G/3/94

zaackaus

n.  used muppet skin

SSN

 

zeegoor

t-shirt of a rock group which you are now too embarassed to wear in public

 

SS1

zonsolabbiker

the improper use/form of a contraction

 

?

 

Codes:        SS1             Silly Scrabble Game 1

                  SS2             Silly Scrabble Game 2

                  SSN            Silly Scrabble Game N

                  SSFW Silly Scrabble Game Fort Worth